why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist
yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter”
what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady
MY ASS HAS RISEN
you can’t be hot and just expect me to act normal
counting down the days till june now bc i can’t wait for summer to start
idk if anyone will see this but hey this is pizza and my blog it terminated and this is my one direction blog (omg wow so cool) and yeah I don’t know if I can get pizza back it’s not looking good right now and ppl are pretending to be me like wow fk off
I’ll be tweeting from now on bcos I can’t blog so feel free to follow @tumblruserpizza on twitter xoxoxoxo
"If yeh gev ‘em deh pepsi yeh can be en deh band"
let’s change dad jokes into Groot jokes
"Hello hungry I am Groot."
just because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harm
just because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationship
just because you can communicate in some circles doesnt mean you cant have…