hey did you guys remember that time i let you test my new amnesia pills?
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry
life sucks when you’re not dating me
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can
things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationshipsthings i want to do:
things i actually am doing:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
Marriage equality update as of October 18! Thanks, BuzzFeed!