princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

halfpastyourbutthole:

MY ASS HAS RISEN

spoken-not-written:

you can’t be hot and just expect me to act normal

nudeshaz:

counting down the days till june now bc i can’t wait for summer to start

the signs as kisses⭐️

Aries: the fast paced, feverish make out kiss
Taurus: the slow, passionate french kiss
Gemini: the teasing, flirty summer fling kiss
Cancer: the loving, affectionate gentle kiss
Leo: the loud, hands all over kiss
Virgo: the blushing, teenage love kiss
Libra: the romantic, pleasing, touchy feely kiss
Scorpio: the wet, up against a wall kiss
Sagittarius: the spontaneous, refreshing kiss
Capricorn: the classic, simple yet calming kiss
Aquarius: the experimental, fun and exciting kiss
Pisces: the dreamy, deep, awakening kiss
(can apply to Venus or Mars signs)

reverseracist:

larrytattoos:

idk if anyone will see this but hey this is pizza and my blog it terminated and this is my one direction blog (omg wow so cool) and yeah I don’t know if I can get pizza back it’s not looking good right now and ppl are pretending to be me like wow fk off
I’ll be tweeting from now on bcos I can’t blog so feel free to follow @tumblruserpizza on twitter xoxoxoxo

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"If yeh gev ‘em deh pepsi yeh can be en deh band"

demondandypunk:

let’s change dad jokes into Groot jokes 

"I’m hungry." 

"Hello hungry I am Groot."

http://vipliam.tumblr.com/post/95141470758/standpoor-metaphoricalanchor-alright-listen

standpoor:

metaphoricalanchor:

alright listen

just because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harm

just because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationship

just because you can communicate in some circles doesnt mean you cant have…

the-french-muffin:

You have no idea how much I want and miss single Zayn.